Anonymous asked: Let me start by saying that I love your blog. However, if you are "dedicated to the beauty and skill that is Albert Hammond, Jr," why do you brush off questions about his dating life? But seriously, in keepin up with him on social media, if you stumble upon a new girlfriend, you should definitely blog about it! I can no more rationally defend why I am interested in his love life than why I can defend I even have a Tumblr!

His dating life is not relevant to anything about him that I admire; not why I started this blog. I think who he is or isn’t dating is a personal and private matter, so unless he wants to publicly discuss it, I’m not going to post about it here if I ever do happen to “stumble” upon it.

His personal life is not why I started this blog. I hope you can understand why I think this is inappropriate.

Anonymous asked: are albert and fingermonkey dating lol

I don’t know. Some of you care about who he is dating way too much.